Picture this, it's a hot and steamy day, you're sitting on the front step of your house in the city. It's quiet and has been for the past 20 minutes. Suddenly, you see this 1983 Cadillac turn down your road. The car is shaking back and forth like a pair of double d's. It makes a halting stop, David Vernon Doria steps out of his car, Foghat - Slow Ride, is blaring from the one speaker that's working in his car. He immediately asks you if you need your car washed, then tosses you his business card that is all white, with his number written on it in a Sharpie "Rubba-dub-dub four dollars for a scrub, call
909-567-6580". He hops back in his car, feeling he reeled in another customer 
